Is the Maid of Honor Fat or Pregnant? Discuss.

Baby Mitchell sleeps through his/her first wedding while the other guests struggle with the answer to this question.

Exhibit A:

(Editor's note: Unfortunately, we may never know the truth; all the votes were lost in the mindless scramble to the ice cream truck by a horde of very well-dressed twenty-somethings. There is no denying the primal urge incited by that jingle.)