Molly in Privacy Plea

Newport News, VA: After a third ultrasonography session and the news that she can expect at least one more before her birth, Molly held a press conference today to ask for privacy during this difficult time. "I'm very busy in here. I'm putting the finishing touches on my lungs right now and I'd really appreciate some time alone with my placenta." Molly refused to comment on rumors that she is trying to tunnel out through her mother's navel, but our cameras did manage to obtain this photo of the foot allegedly in the act of kicking. Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.

The Face of Mo*

I know that many of you will be concerned that this baby face is not attached to a baby body, but allow me to allay your concerns. There is in fact a quite active and cheeky little girl human attached to this face - so cheeky in fact that she likes to moon the ultrasonographer on any and every occasion. Lisa often asks aloud whether this person is human or dancer. On second thought, that might have been a song lyric I heard the other day. Regardless, the baby kicks a lot.

The evidence is also apparent by the cute little Jensen nose that this child is in fact Lisa's daughter. We have heard some rumors of alternate maternity but these pictures have proven them unfounded and specious.

*Pardon the Doctor Who reference, but that is how we nerds roll. And her name is Molly.